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The Story Of The Italian Man Who Went To Malta!
 
One day I gonna to Malta to a big hotel. In the morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tell the waitress that I want two pieces of toast. She brings me only one piece. I tell her "I wanna two pieces". She says "Go to the toilet". I say "You don't understand. I wanna two pieces on my plate." She says "You better not piss on the plate, you sonnawabitch". I do not even know the lady and she call me a sonnawabitch. Later I go to eat at a bigger restaurant. The waiter brings me a spoon and a knife but no fork. I tell him "I wanna fork" and he tellas me "everyone wanna fuck". I tella him "You don't understand me. I wanna fork on the table". He says "You better not fuck on the table, you sonnawabitch". So I go back to my room in my hotel and there is no sheets on the bed. I call the manager and tell him "I wanna a sheet". He tells me to go to the toilet. I say "You don't understand. I wanna a sheet on my bed". He says "You better not shit on the bed, you sonnawabitch". I go to the check out and the man at the desk says "Peace on you" and I say "Piss on you too, you sonnawabitch". I gonna back to Italy!
 
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